Weddings are expensive, so expensive it doesn’t even make sense. But there’s people that are willing to make that sacrifice to have an unforgettable night and we respect that. And having in mind that a wedding can cost a fortune, we are only going to judge these wedding cakes by the concept. We know that you don’t have much money and that you did your best, But is that camouflaged cake really the best you can do? This is a list of the fifty worst wedding cakes ever imagined, cakes that someone (more than one person, actually) thought that were cute and perfect for a lovely evening.
This one is amazing, and it’s only the first. If you are not an Addams family member, I don’t know why on earth would you want this cake at your wedding.
THE LEANING CAKE
This is a great augury, without a doubt. There’s nothing better than having a leaning cake (that is kinda hideous by itself) with those two guys on top. Good life, folks!
Oh! How sweet! What really amazes me is that at least two people (the bride and groom) decided that having this cake was a good idea. Someone should have told them to stop!
Because one wedding dress is not enough, you want to have two wedding dresses, and one that is actually made of pastry. I wonder you cut that thing in slices.
I never ever want to read, so I find this cake a little bit aggressive towards me. And let’s face it: Even if I wanted to read that thing, is unreadable, What the hell does it say?
I’m not very into country flags but I’m 90% sure that those are the colors of some african country. If that’s the case and this is an homage of your roots, that’s awesome. But if you wanted to make a funny looking sombrero, then please go away.
This is a sand castle, ok? Just a sand castle. Yes, the tower is… particular. But it is just a sand castle with no penis looking tower on top. I don’t know why but i think this is a bad idea and I wouldn’t eat that.
A mountain of yellow shit. That is how I would describe this cake in a horrible cakes catalog like this one. A mountain of yellow shit and the real flowers makes me wanna taste it like… never.
Ok, let’s be honest. This is not that horrible. It’s well done, and you can see there’s a lot of effort put on it, but there’s something about it quite unsettling.
A bunch of sweets, cookies, chocolate and marshmallow put together with two scary ghostly newlyweds on top, What a wonderful idea! The person who did this thing should change career.
This is what happens when the person in charge of the wedding cake forgets it and you have to run to a nearby Dunkin Donuts and solve the problem like you can.
OH MY GOD. I can’t even. I feel a little dizzy only by looking at this thing. What was the theme of that wedding? Horrible bad taste? Glowing in the dark realness?
When your cake looks nicer than you. This is art, so I’m not going to judge the actual cake, but the decision to have this cake at your wedding is terrible.
I took the time to count these cakes. I counted twenty two. Maybe there is more. I don’t know why would anyone do this, it would be so much easier and cheaper to do a regular cake.
If you identify yourself as a squirrel that’s your problem. But having this cake at your wedding is a complete no. Are those two real dead squirrels? I hope not.
This is more than unsettling. Those hands looks very real, but the kind of real that is creepy. I prefer a plain white cake, I don’t want to eat your hand.
JABBA THE HUTT
I looked at the first picture and I thought the cake was shaped like a brown cat and that wasn’t so bad. Then in the second picture I thought it was poop. It was actually a lot worse.
WHAT ON EARTH
I’m gagging. I don’t get this cake, is this salty? It is made of mayonnaise, ham and cucumber? What’s that red thing in the middle? This is more than disgusting.
Wedding cakes are supposed to be the stars of the night (after the bride, of course), so I don’t get why would you want to have a cake that is actually made to be hidden.
NOT SO BAD
At first glance this cake isn’t that bad, but when you look at it again… What are those roundy things? They look like… condoms. I’m sure they are not, but I can almost taste the latex.
I’m pretty sure that this thing is made out of dead bodies. If that’s not blood i don’t know what could it be. If I were a family member I would call the police.
Did they get married on a battlefield? Because that cake looks like if it was bombed. And there’s no actual correlation between the color, those black spots and the ducks.
Well, this isn’t thaaat bad, and it actually looks delicious, but there’s something about it that makes me a little uncomfortable. Oh! Yes! I get it! ALL OF IT makes me uncomfortable.
This cake looks like it is going to tell you what’s the Hogwarts House where you belong. Maybe the newlyweds are a pair of potterheads. Or maybe they just have bad taste.
“What type of cake do you want?” “I don’t have any preferences, just a cake. A regular dessert” And this happened. You need to be very specific about your wishes, especially when desert sounds a lot like dessert.
WHITE AND PINK
I’m 99% sure that this was a good idea at the beginning but it turned out badly. Mainly because i don’t understand who would put those pink sausages on a cake.
This might look horrible, but it is probably more delicious than the rest of the cakes of this list. At least we know what’s in there. I approve, I “roll” with it.
A lot of these cakes have a problem that is the melting. That is probably the problem here. I’m sure that it was correctly done, but they took it out of the fridge too early.
A serious case of “expectation vs. reality”. If you want a specific cake that you saw on Pinterest you need to be realistic. That cake would never be identical to your cake.
You only have to look at these people to know that they are probably not that normal, and that their wedding cake won’t be normal either. I really don’t know what they are trying to cut.
I love that color combination. Nah, just kidding. I want to think that this is a joke and that there’s no wedding happening here, but after looking at all the other cakes I don’t know.
Your soon-to-be husband and you have different opinions about everything? You can’t decide which cake design to choose? Don’t worry, you can always do this. And you can always divorce.
A HUGE MISTAKE
This was a great cake, an awesome cake. The best cake in this list without any doubt. But they decided to ruin it. That is why I don’t attend zombie weddings.
You could spend all that money in a cake that doesn’t look this horrible, but I guess you can spend your money (money that you probably got in a suspicious way) in whatever you want to.
This is another case of expectation/reality but the thing is that I don’t know which one is the expected one, because there’s no way anyone would want a cake that looks like three tires.
Don’t get me wrong: This cake is incredibly made. I’m sure that this cake looks exactly like the newlyweds and all that stuff, but this is a very weird idea, isn’t it?
Don’t say yes, Wendy Lu. This one has a funny thing: I’m pretty sure that the guy said “green sprinkles on the side” and the person that did this actually wrote green sprinkles on the side.
DON’T TRY SO HARD
The expected cake was already horrible, so this is not a matter of bakery, it is a matter of good taste and good life choices. Say no to the green and blue cake.
No. No. No. It doesn’t matter if you are a military, a hunter or just stupid. There’s no need of doing this shitty cake. Because that’s what it looks like.
There’s something rather sweet in all this: At least they are not killing each other. They will have a marvelous life killing people with a lawnmower and a saw. Cheers!
People usually decorate their wedding cake according to their tastes or maybe something funny that happened in their lives. I wonder what’s their story… Survivors? Fans of Lost? Treasure Hunters?
ANOTHER GREEN ONE
I thought that we made it clear already: Green cakes look disgusting. There’s something in green and brown pastry that never looks good. And don’t get me started about the cake top.
WORST BEST IDEA
I have to be honest. I should have told this a long time ago but I couldn’t. The thing is… I hate cakes. I really hate them. But I love pizza, so this idea is terrible looking but awesome at the same time.
I need to know if this couple is still together, because if not I won’t believe in love anymore. He wanted a Batman cake, she wanted a sweet white cake. And they did this.
This one is disturbing because it looks like it’s supposed to be fancy. Pinterest Fancy. But it actually looks like something made by a three years old with mud and a spoon.
LET IT GO
There’s something weird about this. The cake top is obviously too big for it, but the knife looks also big in comparison, so this must be a tiny tiny (and horrible) cake.
I wonder if those photos are edible. I want to eat uncle Jack. But please don’t eat grandma because this is the only picture we got of her. This cake is disturbing, to say the least.
These two met at an AA meeting, that is for sure. The cake is neatly made, and the little couple are kinda cute, but there was no need of including that vodka bottle.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
If you wanted to make a statement and let us all know that you are american, we got it, Brian. You are trying so hard that we are beginning to suspect that you are hiding something.