Here’s another use for eyeballs we didn’t mention until now: Cake pops. Our beloved union between lollipops and cakes can also be found in the shape of eyeballs. Hence the name “Eye pops”. See? I can make better puns.
Now this is something we haven’t seen yet. It seems that someone heard the term “lady fingers” and took it quite literal. At least they should have cleaned the filth in their fingers. That’s a terrible thing to have when you’re served as candy.