You are not a real driver if you do not know the following tricks and tricks!


This paint job


Jesus, take the wheel. This is totally wrong. You can’t see anything on the engine and your poor mechanic will have to deal with this design for hours. We pity him or her.


This customer description


“Check rattle noise like 2 skeletons making out on a tin roof during a hail storm using a tin can for a condom”. This is the funniest thing we’ve read so far and we bet that the mechanic also laughed a little.