The Road To Nowhere
Dorothy followed the yellow brick road. Led Zeppelin sang about the stairway to heaven. Then another famous rock band wrote about the stairway to hell. Someone got inspired and tried to be as original and enigmatic, but they kind of failed.
The liquid soap dispenser is broken? Don’t worry, we’ll call in someone to fix it. We can’t promise you they won’t use unorthodox methods, though. Maybe they were in a real hurry and they did the best they could in such short notice.