The packaging promises all the fun in the world. We can’t blame them. It’s what they do, they want you to think this is the greatest thing you will ever spend your hard-earned money on. Then your kid makes this face and all your trust in the marketing business falls apart.
You Don’t Mess With Pizza
We can be forgiving about a lot of things. We can accept all kinds of excuses, we can be as understanding as humanly possibilities. But this is unforgivable. You simply don’t mess with pizza. This is personal now.