I know being detained is not the best situation to be in. And I know that you can’t go to your stylist before getting a mugshot. But let’s be honest: The people in these photos looked like this for years. It’s a matter of taste. And taste is what lacks here. Take a look and be proud of your hair, unless you look a little like them.
Oh, Karen. You look terrific. Sorry, I meant terrible. Have you been testing Homer’s make-up gun? Is your stylist Hellen Keller or your worst enemy?
This man has been framed. His hair has been framed, I mean. He looks like a Minecraft character if Minecraft was designed by… Ok, enough Hellen Keller’s jokes.