A DUCK ON A LEASH
Who says you can’t have ducks as pets? Well, if you ever visited a park with a duck lake you probably know the answer: They are assholes. Maybe the chinese ducks are more polite.
I wouldn’t like to be the one that is in charge of this bin of live frogs in Walmart. How do they manage to keep them there? If that was my job I’m sure they would be hopping all around the market.