Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

DRIVER’S LICENCE

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It is one thing to decide to stop using flash on your personal pictures. But when you go get your driver’s license, you don’t have a choice about the picture. The result for pale people? You fade into the background.

HALLOWEEN

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But hey! It is not all downsides. When Halloween comes around you have half your costume already figured out. You will be something dead, obviously. The pale part is already covered.