When you are pale, getting a tan is so difficult it can become impossible. One way to fake it is, of course, getting a fake tan. But be careful when it starts to disappear you will have to go on sick leave so as not to look like this picture.
When you are pale, you have a love-hate relationship with the sun. You want to be friends. But you know, the moment you look the other way, the sun will screw you over.