Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

TAN LINES

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Here is more proof of the hurdles pale people have to overcome. You must put sunscreen on before leaving your house or you run the risk of ending like this girl. With tan lines everywhere.

HALLOWEEN II

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Then again, when you have to dress up in costume, you usually have an idea already about what you will be. If you are pale enough, you can dress as a skeleton. Good news! You don’t need to buy white paint.