Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

PORCELAIN

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Is it not enough to have acne? Why can’t you find a foundation that works for your pale skin? Just look at this picture. The shade of the foundation is supposed to be porcelain. Are you joking? What does it have that is porcelain-like?

BRUISES

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Another downside of paleness (how many is it by now?) is that every little bruise shows on your skin. It also takes a lot longer to disappear. You dread having to get some blood drawn because you know it will leave a mark.