Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

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Finally! A foundation that works for pale people! If only, right? This is just another example of the makeup companies’ war against pale people. Don’t worry. They will not defeat us!

PALE?

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Yes, I know I am pale. I see it every time I look into the mirror. I need people to start pointing that out. Excuse me. I am not pale. My skin is like porcelain.