Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

SUNGLASSES

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When you are pale, you are bound to live constantly disappointed. You look at your arm and think, finally! I am getting a tan. Until you realize you had your sunglasses on.

TAN

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And when you do get a tan, something you have spent all summer working towards, nobody believes you. Why? Because when you are tan, it looks like everyone else when they are pale.