Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

AT THE BEACH

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Another thing you have to deal with when you are pale is that you can’t actually lie down and get some sun. You need sunscreen. But sunscreen alone is not enough. If the sun is particularly strong, you need to cover yourself so as not to fry.

CORPSE

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You also have to be very careful about the makeup you use. If not, you could have this girl’s problem. When taking a selfie with her cat, she closed her eyes. The result, she looks like a corpse.