Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

TAN II

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Again, when you manage to get a tan, nobody believes you. How can you prove it to them? Show them your lily white skin where the sun never touched it.

HAT

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When you are pale, you can’t just wake up, get dressed and leave. You need to take steps before you leave your house. One of them? You have to put on a hat. The bigger, the better.