Problems Only Pale People Will Understand

TIGHTS

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On the flip side, when you are pale, you don’t need to wear light tights. But oh, wait. Everyone will ask you where you bought the tights you are wearing because the can’t find that shade. And you have to keep answering that they are actually your legs.

TWO SHADES

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Every summer you work towards you tan. But, in reality, that is just a pipe dream. Most times in their life, pale people will fail to get a tan. What they will do get is red as a lobster.