Things You Won’t Ever Want Happening To You


Some people can’t just fight the need to buy every pretty thing they see when they go out for a little harmless window shopping. And this doesn’t happen exclusively to people with husbands. People with wives can, and do, spend more money than they should, too.


Why would a microwave have such button? What kind of chaos could a seemingly innocent microwave cause? We didn’t want to be responsible for this destructive appliance, we just wanted to heat up some leftover food.