Things You Won’t Ever Want Happening To You

Piece Of Cake

Someone is going to have to run to the supermarket to try and replace this lunch if you don’t want to starve. Don’t worry, you’ll get it right tomorrow.

Pizza Night

Have you been waiting for pizza night all week? Was this cheese pizza the best thing that was going to happen to you today? Aw man, sucks to be in your shoes then.


You think you’re having a pretty decent day until you make on mistake and log in on Facebook, the social media app that insists on shoving memories down your throat. Bet you’re not having such a good day anymore, uh?